A Prayerody

    Dear God, friend of our hearts,
    BFF unless at some point you disagree with us,

    We have eaten of that fruit which grew on the
    Tree of the Knowledge of Good and Evil, so we
    know what is right and what is wrong.

    Now show that you are the Creator of that Tree
    by coming and standing by us, by following our
    lead in the battle against all who ignore our
    understanding of propriety or who in their
    ignorance find us ludicrous.

    Help us by your power to utterly defeat their
    wrongheadedness; help them to see in our light
    and to understand according to our wisdom and
    so to usher in your kingdom of harmony and
    agreeableness.

    We pray humbly in the name of One who never said
    ANY of this. Truly.


                         August 2020